Smart Girls

It seems all the girls smart enough to be interesting to me are smart enough not to be interested in me....This is unfortunate...

Video Games

There seems to be an inverse correlation between video game prowess and real-life succes...This explains alot.

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Masochism - gratification gained from pain, deprivation, degradation, etc., inflicted or imposed on oneself, either as a result of one's own actions or the actions of others...see also, girls...